Hastings to the Sea

I’ll read it tomorrow
“We go now”
Street artist will paint you proto-cubist for a few extra quid
Beware touts offering boat rides from the train station
Make sure Conquest Hospital has your blood type on hand before going to the beach: actual footage
not quite
Kindly direct me to the gents garderobe
“Who is it?” “Looks like the milkman.” “DON’T LET HIM IN.”
Re-education therapy
It’s safest to try before you buy
not a sweatshop
Learn something new every day
Time traveller
A pint of your finest root beer, good sir
file photo of food
Interviewer hall of shame
Pete Townsend sent pudding but it got lost in the post
Last one home has to descale tonight’s dinner
bad example
The whoa factor
It’s not cuckoos you have to watch out for, it’s woodpeckers
Release the hounds
A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall, just not on us
“Painted faces, torn fishnets, tinnies galore, short skirts, no knickers. Meet les demoiselles of Hastings.”
My Country ’Tis of Thee
Damn Yankee
“Decide amongst yourselves who’s coming back to the B&B with me tonight.”
Claud
Greg (out of shot, sharing an amusing anecdote)
Nigel
Ross
NOTES
It’s not this either, sadly
Gypsum highway
London to Hastings 2016. See the guy in the red jacket below the welcome sign? That’s me, behind him.
runs the gamut
Janice in The Sopranos, waxing Melvillean. That guy’s doing a line of coke, btw.

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